First Steam Wishlist
Office-themed 2.5D roguelite
Performance Review: Survivor
Coming soon on SteamComing soon
“Clock in, fight for 30 years, retire maybe?”
The Hook
Fight with office supplies against waves of coworkers and the horrors of capitalism in an office-themed 2.5D roguelite.
About
Performance Review: Survivor is the first LanternWard Games project to reach Steam wishlist. It is our learning-by-shipping game: development, art, music, marketing, publishing, and all the strange little fires that have to stay lit to get a game into players' hands. The Steam page frames it as a satirical office survival romp where your job search should be short and your 401K plentiful.
Highlights
- Office-themed 2.5D roguelite
- Fight waves of coworkers with office supplies
- Upgrade staplers, laptops, printers, and other standard office equipment
- Survive quarterly initiatives, surprise compliance events, and the Annual Performance Review
- Short, chaotic runs with compounding weapon upgrades
- Satire, capitalism, comedy, and bullet-hell work environments
- Single-player indie action
- Our first public Steam wishlist milestone
Steam Tags
RogueliteSatireCapitalismBullet HellAction Roguelike2.5DComedySingleplayer
Steam Screenshots
Roadmap
- Steam page live
- Wishlist campaign
- Launch date TBA